The Legend of the River Beast May 30, 2016NathanCovers6 Comments The Legend of the River Beast Eyes? Embers? Tail lights? I dunno. Should this cover be in the Lousies? Cargo Cult Template WTF Previous postThe Haunting of New Kingsport Next postLuna and the Cat Burglar
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I think it’s a fluorescent red bikini top.
I thought the river beast had spilled something.
If you turn it upside down and hold it up to a mirror, it looks like… Never mind. Still looks like whatever it is.
It looks like perzactly what it is: radioactive red Riverbeast Spooge. Deposited by the River Beast, himself. His spooge deposits are, after all, legendary, right? Rabid Spooge collectors will pay handsomely for Spooge jewelry.
Really. Trust me on this.
It’s the tangle kelp from Plants Vs. Zombies.
Those actually look like the taillights of a sportbike.