Maybe we should just be grateful that the cover artist didn’t attempt to include anything more challenging.
Tag - BOO-ring
I don’t know of any novel for which this would be a cover. But one whose description begins, “When a severely deformed corpse lands on his embalming table…” is probably worse than most.
A Plague of Dragons: Dragon Colours: Green and Blue
“Quick! Becky! The dragon didn’t show up for the photoshoot — go stand by the wall and do that glowy thing with your hand!”
Hong Kong Takedown: Modern Pirate Series
“Do you like the subtle way I added the ‘pirate’ connotation?”
