Look, she COULDN’T afford a better cover! She spent all her money registering the trademark of her series title!
Tag - BOO-ring
Doctor Albatross: A Kendahl case thriller
That’s NOT HOW BLOOD WORKS. (Also, make sure you get that “tm” in there somewhere.)
Saraland Sunrise: Sunrise Series
Saraland Sunrise takes the reader down a trail of surprises as Terri White chases a killer while fearing for her own life The plot thickens as Terri discovers her entire family is in danger…
Wait, what?
Serafina and the Ruby Necklace
I can find no info on the author, so I might be criticizing a nine-year-old.
A Godiva Threnody (Under Plain Wrapper)
“Sizzling.” That’s exactly the adjective I was thinking. (Oh, your grammar checker is showing.)