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To You With Love: Selected Poems

August 21, 2019

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To You With Love: Selected Poems

That’s not how a colon works.

A Distant Path: A Civil War Story of the Southwest

August 19, 2019

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A Distant Path: A Civil War Story of the Southwest

Deceptively peaceful, I guess?

Second Contact

August 17, 2019

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Second Contact

For reference, here’s the cover to a previous mass-market paperback edition:

Civil War II

August 8, 2019

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Civil War II

Incredibly dull, unless you have a phobia of Roman numerals.

Anno Zombus: Year 1; January

August 3, 2019

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Anno Zombus: Year 1; January

“Dear diary, The zombie apocalypse is SO BORING.”

Mary Regina’s nursing home

August 1, 2019

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Mary Regina’s nursing home

I have no idea what a “journalistic novel” is, so I don’t know what standards to judge the cover against.

Cheerleader 9 : Now College Sophomores

July 30, 2019

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Cheerleader 9 : Now College Sophomores

Yay. Cheerleaders. Wooooo.

Mrs Caldicot’s Cabbage War

July 29, 2019

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Mrs Caldicot’s Cabbage War

The “major film” was released direct-to-DVD in 2002.

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