The “major film” was released direct-to-DVD in 2002.
Tag - BOO-ring
Even setting aside the fact that the ebook cover is the entire back-and-front of the print cover…
ONCE UPON A TIME; THE SIMPLE POETRY OF A KNIGHT-ERRANT. A TALE OF LOVING DEVOTION.
“Marshall Justice”? FFS…
When The Fault Breaks: Life Will Never Be The Same (Book I)
Oh, goodie! I hate books in which the inciting incident doesn’t actually change anything. (h/t doug)
“And then I thought, What if I use a cover that appeals to NOBODY?” (h/t David)