How does this even happen in a semi-sane universe?
Tag - BOO-ring
Doppelgangers (Doppelganger Series Book 1)
Look at that cover. Now look at this description:
In a nightmarish world lies an enrapturing tale of Princess Scarlet, whose kingdom Aereath is in the midst of war with legendary monsters known as Doppelgangers. On the day of coronation, Aereath is ambushed and Scarlet disappears…
(h/t Marc)
Bushwood Murder Augusta Mystery
Not only does the cover look like the author had never seen a book before, but it goes out of its way to look like the author had never read a book before.
The Totally Most Original Worst Horrible Book of Poor Quality Cringe Worthy Dad Jokes
The reverse psychology isn’t working.