The Future History of Me: Warhorse
Better than “battleax,” I suppose.
“And then, let’s make the eye almost-but-not-quite circular — just for laughs!” (Bonus: Conflicting dropshadows.)
Making an appealing, on-topic cover for this book should be the EASIEST THING IN THE WORLD, and yet…
Defying Her Mafioso (The Vitucci Mafiosos Book 1)
“‘Ey, whaddaya doin? I tode you I wanted it in 6×9 proportion!”