How to succeed at self-publishing:
- License some professional artwork.
- Splash an overexposed font all over it willy-nilly.
- ???
- PROFIT!!!
How to succeed at self-publishing:
It’s a competition to see which font is less appropriate: The stencil in the title, or the circa-1993 Mac typeface in the tagline and byline.
Dude, it’s a short story — save some of the words for inside the cover, mmkay? (Five distinct fonts — this one might win a prize.)