Detective: Kill Alex French: Private Detective Thriller
I’m in awe. You need incredible negative talent to put together a cover like this.
Tag - aspect ratio
Sex Trained by my Boyfriend’s Dad, Book 2 / In Too Deep!
Feel free to make up your own jokes while I’m over here crying.
Empyrean (The Brin Chronicles Book 3)
ProTip: Make the words hard to read, but place them in the center of everything.
Mozzy presents: Mozzy: IF YOU AINT GOT NO BODY YOU AIN’T NOBODY (First series Book 1)
Once again, an unneeded template raises its extraneous head.
Brooke and Peter (Cathedral Hills Book 3)
The only reason to do this is to piss me off specifically.
And you think you might be able to fix it by unstretching it, until you realize that the knight in the lower right cover is stretched the other direction.