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Detective: Kill Alex French: Private Detective Thriller
I’m in awe. You need incredible negative talent to put together a cover like this.
Sex Trained by my Boyfriend’s Dad, Book 2 / In Too Deep!
Feel free to make up your own jokes while I’m over here crying.
Empyrean (The Brin Chronicles Book 3)
ProTip: Make the words hard to read, but place them in the center of everything.
Mozzy presents: Mozzy: IF YOU AINT GOT NO BODY YOU AIN’T NOBODY (First series Book 1)
Once again, an unneeded template raises its extraneous head.
Brooke and Peter (Cathedral Hills Book 3)
The only reason to do this is to piss me off specifically.