Oracle of Tao (New Earth Trilogy)
And it’s only available in print, so you’d have an object that looks like this physically present in your house. (Oh, and try to guess what it’s about from the cover.) (h/t PJ)
Tag - aspect ratio
A Hero Unmasked (Heroes and Villians Book 1)
What kind of chromosomal damage renders this acceptable? (And yes, the series title is misspelled “Villians” on Amazon.) (h/t PJ)
In The Eye Of The Goddess: The 13th Crystal Skull On Assignment In England
There is NO REASON the globe in her eye couldn’t have been circular. NONE.
Paved With Good Intentions (Halos & Horns Book 1)
I don’t care what you pave it with, just pave it hard and pave it deep. (Also, kerning.)
Coloring and learning your Alphabets, Shapes, Colors and numbers
“I shall assemble disparate clipart to teach the ABCs! No one’s ever thought of that before!” (“Alphabets?”)
The Warrior’s Fate (The Fated Ones Book 4)
I’m amazed by the number of people who have never actually SEEN THE MOON.
Return of the Reich: A Novella
I love how the skull sports a Magic Marker Hitlerstache. And by “love,” I mean…