Pastor B and the Haunted Church: A Christian Mystery Suspense (River Heights Church Series Book 1)
No, Just no.
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The Humanoid (Anhub Humanoid Robotics Series Book 2)
The advent of AI-generated imagery in no way bodes ill for the continuation of this website.
Oracle of Tao (New Earth Trilogy)
And it’s only available in print, so you’d have an object that looks like this physically present in your house. (Oh, and try to guess what it’s about from the cover.) (h/t PJ)
A Hero Unmasked (Heroes and Villians Book 1)
What kind of chromosomal damage renders this acceptable? (And yes, the series title is misspelled “Villians” on Amazon.) (h/t PJ)
In The Eye Of The Goddess: The 13th Crystal Skull On Assignment In England
There is NO REASON the globe in her eye couldn’t have been circular. NONE.
Paved With Good Intentions (Halos & Horns Book 1)
I don’t care what you pave it with, just pave it hard and pave it deep. (Also, kerning.)