There’s a whole series of these. They all look this bad.
Taken in the Night by My Billionaire Werewolf Stepbrother
This is a parody, right? It’s gotta be a parody.
It’s not a parody.
And neither is the follow-up:
Davey & Derek Junior Detectives: The Case of the Missing Cell Phone
Yeah, that cover should entice all those middle-grade readers.