I’m going to take a wild leap and guess that this is another in the glorious line of Beth Wright covers. She put her name on the LBC cover before this one twice, and forgot to put it on this cover even once. That kind of attention to detail just screams “professional quality,” and I’m sure the writing in the book carries through on that promise.
Please stop, Beth. You’re making innocent eyes bleed.
Why are this guy’s tits moldy? Why doesn’t this author know that the aspect ratio for books is 2:3 or something close to that? Even 3:4 might be okay.
Naaman Brown
8 years ago
“Is there a zoctor in the house?” Sorry, I had to get that out of my system. (I reccommend clotrimazole for skin fungus.)
I have to agree with Hitch. Checking actual books on my living room stand, sample ratios of width to heighth are approximately 6×9, 5×8, 4.125×6.75.
I know that ebooks do not have to fit standardized book racks or shelves in brick-and-mortar stores, but oddball ebook cover sizes simply don’t say “book” to the average buyer.
Even if you are selling an audiobook, the advertising cover should imply “book” to the book purchaser. And not by squashing aspect ratio to proportion; take the time to do a good looking book cover.
So there’s Zoctornyia: Vultar’s Heart, Body and Soul Mate Series one Collector’s Edition AND Zoctornyia: Vultar’s Heart, Body and Soul Mate Collector’s Edition One.
“Series one Collector’s Edition” is a small print Kindle (148 pages)
“Collector’s Edition One” is a Large Print paperback (230 pages)
If you were a serious Beth Wright “Zoctornyia: Vultar’s Heart, Body and Soul Mate” collector you would know that.
Tell me you wouldn’t pay a dollar for that – I dare you.
L-Plate Pen
8 years ago
Since I read the first word as ‘Nuttar’ rather than ‘Vultar,’ I suggest reading this title in a cockney accent for maximum hilarity (‘Nutter’s Heart, Body and Soul, Mate!’) Sounds more like a nightmare blind date…
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I’m going to take a wild leap and guess that this is another in the glorious line of Beth Wright covers. She put her name on the LBC cover before this one twice, and forgot to put it on this cover even once. That kind of attention to detail just screams “professional quality,” and I’m sure the writing in the book carries through on that promise.
Please stop, Beth. You’re making innocent eyes bleed.
Why are this guy’s tits moldy? Why doesn’t this author know that the aspect ratio for books is 2:3 or something close to that? Even 3:4 might be okay.
“Is there a zoctor in the house?” Sorry, I had to get that out of my system. (I reccommend clotrimazole for skin fungus.)
I have to agree with Hitch. Checking actual books on my living room stand, sample ratios of width to heighth are approximately 6×9, 5×8, 4.125×6.75.
I know that ebooks do not have to fit standardized book racks or shelves in brick-and-mortar stores, but oddball ebook cover sizes simply don’t say “book” to the average buyer.
Even if you are selling an audiobook, the advertising cover should imply “book” to the book purchaser. And not by squashing aspect ratio to proportion; take the time to do a good looking book cover.
So there’s Zoctornyia: Vultar’s Heart, Body and Soul Mate Series one Collector’s Edition AND Zoctornyia: Vultar’s Heart, Body and Soul Mate Collector’s Edition One.
Ugh.
“Series one Collector’s Edition” is a small print Kindle (148 pages)
“Collector’s Edition One” is a Large Print paperback (230 pages)
If you were a serious Beth Wright “Zoctornyia: Vultar’s Heart, Body and Soul Mate” collector you would know that.
You got me there, Naaman.
I, for one, would really like to see a soul mate.
Tell me you wouldn’t pay a dollar for that – I dare you.
Since I read the first word as ‘Nuttar’ rather than ‘Vultar,’ I suggest reading this title in a cockney accent for maximum hilarity (‘Nutter’s Heart, Body and Soul, Mate!’) Sounds more like a nightmare blind date…