The text of this fairy tale was found as a manuscript, near a very old oak, while traveling through the endless fields and forests of Britain. The tale was written in several ancient European languages, alternating between each from one sentence to the next without any apparent logic, though there was probably some fabulous meaning hidden in it. The last sentences were written in modern Russian.

Translators and linguists easily translated the manuscript, and, after reading the fairy tale, one teenaged girl painted pictures for it. But all this was probably not in such way, and perhaps everything had happened completely in another way….

Whereas the last sentence in the description was written in complete gobbledygook. (Bonus: Read the single review.) (h/t Paul)

A compilation of stories and events from my life, this memoir will give you an inside look at a seemingly perfect life. While online my life may appear to be a dream come true – full of traveling, shopping, parties, and exotic cars – there is a whole other side that I have yet to tell. From my early childhood to college and beyond, Professionally Provocative covers the darkest moments of my past as well as my aspirations and hopes for the future.

Um… who are you?