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Tame an Older Man

November 20, 2025
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Tame an Older Man

Even Harlequin can’t be arsed.

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The Pursuit of Love & Hope: A Short Collection of Poems

November 20, 2025
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The Pursuit of Love & Hope: A Short Collection of Poems

Definitely meant to be.

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Ranger Nader & The Sunstruck Phantom (Ranger Nader & The Guardian Chronicles, a contemporary fantasy with secret schools, spaceships, epic battles, & evil demi-gods Book 1)

November 20, 2025
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Ranger Nader & The Sunstruck Phantom (Ranger Nader & The Guardian Chronicles, a contemporary fantasy with secret schools, spaceships, epic battles, & evil demi-gods Book 1)

Pictured here is the rare Cumulus Nagilum.

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Seaside Cowboy’s Best Friend (Seaside Cowboys Book 2)

November 19, 2025
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Seaside Cowboy’s Best Friend (Seaside Cowboys Book 2)

Spoiler: The puppy in the chest is the true protagonist.

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Escape from North Korea: The Spy of Seoul

November 19, 2025
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Escape from North Korea: The Spy of Seoul

Even spies can take tourist photos, okay?

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A Gypsy’s Kiss: A Steamy Urban Fantasy Romance (Whisper Cape Book 4)

November 19, 2025
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A Gypsy’s Kiss: A Steamy Urban Fantasy Romance (Whisper Cape Book 4)

At least the moon is round.

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Holly Woodsnoff and the Oddball Neighbor

November 18, 2025
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Holly Woodsnoff and the Oddball Neighbor

I wonder if this artist learned to draw hands from A.I. images.

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Cynthia’s Search

November 18, 2025
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Cynthia’s Search

I wonder if you could find it without stock photo watermarks. (h/t Doug)

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