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The Seven Dwarfs: An Erotic Fairytale (Clover’s Fantasy Erotica/ Adult Fairy Tales Book 9)

September 27, 2025
Nathan
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The Seven Dwarfs: An Erotic Fairytale (Clover’s Fantasy Erotica/ Adult Fairy Tales Book 9)

Methinks this author doesn’t understand that the covers of sexybooks should be sexy.

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The Crown of Kingship Job: A Dragon Thief Story

September 27, 2025
Nathan
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The Crown of Kingship Job: A Dragon Thief Story

The pseudodragon’s been hitting the gym.

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Rush Hour: Sex on a Train (Jade’s Erotic Adventures ( Lesbian Erotica ) Book 5)

September 26, 2025
Nathan
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Rush Hour: Sex on a Train (Jade’s Erotic Adventures ( Lesbian Erotica ) Book 5)

It’s like a quickie, but quicker!

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Fantasy Land

September 26, 2025
Nathan
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Fantasy Land

Because flamingos aren’t real.

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Crosstown

September 26, 2025
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Crosstown

“This section of my scrapbook documents my ‘gangsta’ phase…”

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Missing – Dead or Alive (A Gripping Psychological Suspense Novel)

September 25, 2025
Nathan
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Missing – Dead or Alive (A Gripping Psychological Suspense Novel)

I don’t know if you noticed, but this is a Readers’ Favorite®.

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OPAL: Spirit of a Woman

September 25, 2025
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OPAL: Spirit of a Woman

Inside every fat woman, there’s a very skinny spirit of a woman.

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Time-Travel Tales Trilogy 1: Book 2 – Liege 1905: Adventure Romance Short Story (Trilogy 1: 1904 -1906)

September 25, 2025
Nathan
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Time-Travel Tales Trilogy 1: Book 2 – Liege 1905: Adventure Romance Short Story (Trilogy 1: 1904 -1906)

Trilogy 1 times book 2, divide by the year… (h/t Doug)

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