His hair. Holy cow, his hair.
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The Kid Emperor of Occultoria, Book 2: The Land of Monsters
It looks sorta bad, it looks pretty bad… and then you hit the “holy cow freaking bad” part. (h/t Talitha)
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The aliens are here — and they want you to babysit!
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There are no circumstances in which this font is appropriate for a crime thriller. None.
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Good news: The fonts are competent. Bad news…
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By popular demand, I’m adding a tag for bad pseudonyms — and taking Rob’s suggestion, It’ll be “om-nom-nom de plume.” Available at fine bookstores everywhere!
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Isolated, Connected, Kyu-shu Island
So it’s not on lined paper, right? That’s something.
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It’s a nice idea, it really is. But the skill to pull it off just isn’t there.
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