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No One to Hear Them Scream: Alice and Dudley Thriller

May 18, 2025
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No One to Hear Them Scream: Alice and Dudley Thriller

Is the use of Comic Sans supposed to be ironic or something?

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Mistletoe Inn Mystery Collection

May 18, 2025
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Mistletoe Inn Mystery Collection

Aren’t you glad you didn’t get this for Christmas?

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Tourist Student Vampire Spy: A Young Samuel the Vampire Novel

May 18, 2025
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Tourist Student Vampire Spy: A Young Samuel the Vampire Novel

Words fail me.

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NINETY DEGREES OF SHIMMER: An International Impact Book Winner

May 17, 2025
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NINETY DEGREES OF SHIMMER: An International Impact Book Winner

Thanks for warning me off.

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Dancing Down a Rocky Path

May 17, 2025
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Dancing Down a Rocky Path

There’s never a banana peel around when you need one. (Also, it’s a post-WWII coming-of-age novel.)

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14-Day Lockdown with Goddess Serena

May 17, 2025
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14-Day Lockdown with Goddess Serena

There are few ways to make the pandemic panic worse. This is one.

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When Heaven Thunders (West Virginia: Born of Rebellion’s Storm Book 2)

May 16, 2025
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When Heaven Thunders (West Virginia: Born of Rebellion’s Storm Book 2)

And your monitor vomits.

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The Royal Road to Card Magic

May 16, 2025
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The Royal Road to Card Magic

“Tell me  more,” he yawned.

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