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Santa’s Secret Sex Journal

June 5, 2025
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Santa’s Secret Sex Journal

Parents, please include this book when you tell your kids about Santa, just for that added bit of trauma.

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A Tale of Two Houses (Defy The Stars Book 1)

June 5, 2025
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A Tale of Two Houses (Defy The Stars Book 1)

Not “bestselling,” but “best selling.”

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Tales of Christmas Comedy

June 5, 2025
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Tales of Christmas Comedy

Ho ho ho, ha ha ha.

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Angels in the Brine

June 4, 2025
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Angels in the Brine

So, we’re pickling angels now?

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Jingle Balls

June 4, 2025
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Jingle Balls

When people say they wish it were Christmas all year long, this isn’t usually what they mean. (h/t PJ)

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Empire of Love (Collar World Wars Book 3)

June 4, 2025
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Empire of Love (Collar World Wars Book 3)

Love means never having to say, “You’re ugly.”

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Not Like Us (Empathic Humanity Book 1)

June 3, 2025
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Not Like Us (Empathic Humanity Book 1)

And thank goodness.

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Another New Year’s Eve (Eden Prairie Book 4)

June 3, 2025
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Another New Year’s Eve (Eden Prairie Book 4)

“Drunk-designing” is never a good idea.

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