Parents, please include this book when you tell your kids about Santa, just for that added bit of trauma.
| Should this cover be in the Lousies? |
Parents, please include this book when you tell your kids about Santa, just for that added bit of trauma.
| Should this cover be in the Lousies? |
No thanks, I’ll take the coal.
i’ve read the Amazon blurb about this guy’s books for all three of them here. He can’t write either. You can thank me now.
Ordinarily, I’m exactly the sort of sucker who would take that bait and go to the Amazon page to see the blurb for myself, but in this case, I think I’m willing to take your word for it.
We all thank you for your sacrifice.
Surely the tag line “Christmas comes early this year” has already been taken.
For the love of God, please don’t tell me that’s Santa’s ‘O-Face!’
I didn’t even want that to be a question.