The God Frequency The Saturn Deception
Congrats, you’ve found new ways to screw up an ebook cover.
This is apparently a story written by a grandfather, who let his granddaughters illustrate it, which would be fine except they decided to SELL IT TO THE REST OF THE WORLD.
Blood Farmer (The Ultimate Evil Series Book 3)
“It’s okay, I bought them at Spirit in their after-Halloween sale.”
It’s about a little girl who finds a magical portal in her local mall. I’m telling you because the cover didn’t.
The Land of La: A Wheezy Tweet Adventure (Ralph Bourne)
I make no assumptions as to the age of the author or illustrator.