Fount of Wraiths (The Daermad Cycle Book 3)
You have to work hard to make this many bad decisions on one cover.
Category - Covers
Unfortunately, the diet weakens the muscles on the right side of your neck. And then you freeze to death. [h/t PJ]
Rise of the Midknight: A Tale of Dragons and Jinn (Tales of the Midknight Book 1)
I think “mid” is way too generous.
Lizzy’s Jazz Joint (The Reverend Elizabeth Williamson & Church Gagne Crime Dramas Book 2)
I can’t think of a quip that conveys the utter revulsion in my soul right now.
Stop Being A Deadbeat: Guide to Being A Good Parent
I think I saw this exact picture frame at the dollar store, cut-off balloons and all. [h/t PJ]
Given the size of her mutated digit, maybe she can’t hold it any other way. [h/t PJ]