Category - Blurbs

BLURB: Escape From Purgatory

The unthinkable happened to Claire Wright. When she finds herself abandoned by her husband at the local asylum, her normal life as a housewife and attempts at motherhood go horribly wrong. She’s left wondering how she got into this predicament. She’s wondering more how she’ll get out of it. In 1941, there aren’t many options for women. One day, she finds that option. The only problem, a dead body is involved.

Yeah, thanks for pointing out that it’s horribly wrong.

BLURB: Escape From Purgatory

Damien Ambrose finds himself in a dark haze about the bloody night that his family was killed by him. He remembers nothing about the murder, and finds himself remembering less about his family. Could he really of killed them, or is there some other explanation? We follow Damien as he goes through a psychiatric ward to the infamous Mansfield Asylum for the criminally insane.

“Really have killed them.”

BLURB: Love’s Brilliant Wreckage: A WWII Novel

The first time she stepped into the pages of a book, she delivered a baby boy.
When graduate student nurse Annie Faraday enters books to deliver babies, she blames the illusions on multiple stresses. Her fiancé fights in the bloodiest battles in the Pacific Theater; her family is falling apart; and her boss, who is also her future father-in-law, controls whether she graduates from nursing school.

Sorry, back up: What???

BLURB: Meiizlr

Mr. Grandpa is lost in a world full of strange things and talking animals. This world is called Meiizlr, Mr. Grandpa does not know why, and at least he thinks so. All he wants is to understand what is happening around, but, for some reason, he cannot get things straight. Or maybe it is the world that is not straight for him.

Welcome to the wonderful world of the English language.

BLURB: Sped-Bot: DroidMesh Trilogy Book 1

All work and no play makes an android a dull toy.

The remnants of human civilization create their own utopia on an alien planet. A brilliant robotic scientist breaks the rules in an attempt to make his impaired son whole. Meshing android and human minds is considered impossible, a societal taboo, and illegal.

Um, how can something that’s impossible also be a taboo? For that matter, why would it be illegal?

BLURB: Megan

When Page Darrow attends a job interview, he fully intends to turn down any offer made. He believes his days of offering close protection are firmly in the past. Only his curiosity makes him attend. Once there however, he learns of a company A.R. Solutions who provide various and unusual services for energy companies. One of these is Megan, a strange and introverted young woman with psychic abilities. Megan believes she has located a great energy soured within the abandoned house of a country estate. It is here that she convinces the company to focus their attention. Page’s curiosity will lead him to a house which only Megan is allowed to enter. A house harnessing an energy source which the owners are keen to control. Page soon discovers the secrets of the house and the real reason he was brought there. A story of energy and the horrors that live within us all…

In other words, the only reason he went to the job interview is so this book could happen.

BLURB: A DREAM: Connecting the dots

FROM AN ORPHANAGE HOME TO A CEO

Jonny is an orphan who struggled through life from infancy to strive through all disappointments, criticisms and neglect to reach an enviable milestone. He unraveled the mysteries of his life and finally made it. He was raised up by an Old man who inspired him in diverse ways to push him towards greater heights in life.
It is a story to inspire anybody to break all odds in life and pursue his or her dream with all seriousness and faith. If you are looking for something interesting and Inspirational, then this is the book for you. Enjoy a great story and get inspired at the same time.

Vagueness, with a hint of Joseph Campbell.

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