Category - Blurbs

BLURB: EXOTIQA (YA Robot Cyberpunk Dystopia) (EXOTIQA WORLD Book 1)

Revised second edition 2018.
Now a script for motion pictures.

iRobot meets Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
Fans of Phillip Dick, Isaac Asimov, Margaret Atwood, Suzanne Collins and Veronica Roth will enjoy her stories.

I’m trying to imagine someone who’s a fan of all five of those authors, and failing.

BLURB: The Steel Road (The Ardent Halo Book 1)

Sundered for a reason, the world is two-sided. But mankind defied the sanctions, conjuring a passage from the Old World through the equatorial ring of flames and inhabiting the elven hemisphere. As this invasive species disseminates, conflict ensues, centuries pass, and an industrial revolution begins.

Now, reparations must be made.

Boy, don’t I wish.

BLURB: The Dream Merchant (Morserus Hyperfables)

Once upon a time, in the lost world of Morserus, there was a Pig named Ollie and a Merchant of Dreams.

Notes from the author

Morserus is a dreamlike realm where anthropomorphic animals divided among the five nations try to find their humanity in a world devoid of humans.

Each species has its own history, architecture, religion, and fashion. Each species has a human body and no tails, but their faces and figure have the traits of the animal they represent.

A Cat will have claws and all will fall to his feet. While a Dog will be muscular and will have a powerful sense of smell. If a species is bigger in our world it will be taller in this one, but not by much.

Their culture will follow the same symbiotic symbolism, Rats habitat an underground city in natural chasm called stone favelas. Pigs hoard wealth and are the bankers of the realm. The Lions ruled over all Nations, during the White Lion Dynasty, and now they are all dead.

I would tell you more, but that would spoil the adventure of going into a world, that is and is not new.

Welcome to Morserus,

That’s it. The sales copy ENDS WITH A COMMA.

BLURB: The Five Knifefights You Have in the Tunnels

The Five Knifefights You Have in the Tunnels is a fictional series of encounters between Tadgett Laborwitz and his ex-friend, Joe Baslan. Tadgett is a tortured transsexual man struggling through his own mental breakdown. His current friends, Simon and Delilah, help Tadgett film his occasional knife-wielding yelling sessions with Joe to produce a movie they plan to call Neverending Knifefight. Frequently spellbound in his inner monologue and taken in by his own hallucinations, Tadgett reveals a slow process and deep understanding of friendship and service. By the way: How did Frank Harmony die?

By the way: What the HELL are you talking about?

The People (Karma Finds You Series Book 1)

Experts tried justifying this, tried explaining it with logic. Anything concluding her fallout to settle down students of the university, and residents surrounding. Doctors have deemed it mental, while well-known demonologists have come forward claiming evil spirits. One thing is certain. The details surrounding Kendall Harrison are not only baffling, they are terrifying.

But mostly baffling.

BLURB: Alkalians (Alkalians Trilogy Book 1)

Matthew Calamos, a young man raised apart from it, enters Alkalian society through his first year attending the confederacy’s national college. Like all other Alkalians, he has a battle morph, a transformation into a powerful humanoid or creature with special weapons or abilities. He soon learns, however, that his battle morph is unlike others, rare and with a power tabooed and feared by them, and it makes him stand out in a student community dominated by boss students, the most popular, charming, and dangerous students among them.

It’s a skunk, isn’t it? I bet it’s a skunk.

BLURB: Things Unseen (A Long-Forgotten Song Book 1)

History student Aria Forsyth’s studies lead her to dangerous questions about the Empire’s origins. A mysterious man named Owen, impervious to the winter cold, further unravels the safety of the world she thought she knew. At first, Aria believes Owen is human. He says he’s not. What if they’re both wrong?

Impervious to the cold??? Surely not!!