Category - Blurbs

BLURB: Angel Michael Oracles

The channeled messages of Angel Michael Oracles are born from a marriage of minds. From spirit to spirit we all communicate. When one comes to another with urgent messages, it becomes a sacred trust to write out the impassioned words and share them. This began with a little girl, just a toddler, who fell in love with a spirit’s message of healing the world. She unknowingly taught her mother to hear this spirit deep within. This book is a testament to the Earth Angels who are now hearing and feeling these messages. Beautifully illustrated to bring the words alive, our prayer is that you feel the JOY and breathe in the truth of Angel Michael’s message: LOVE Lives Forever.

In case you didn’t catch it, she’s seriously talking about the angel MICHAEL JACKSON.

BLURB: The Mystery Behind Mood Swing

The Mystery Behind Mood Swing is a sweeping story of magic and determination, where one tortured soul ends up giving birth to the most advanced baby ever known to mankind. With intense non-stop action you will cheer for these two heroes as their adventures and enemies begin to pile up sky-high. Readers will “Fly on a journey never seen before meeting characters that will stay in your heart.” Author Nathaniel Monk gives no mercy to your mind or lungs so get ready to hold your breath just don’t pass out!

Yes, this is exactly the command of the English language I look for in my reading entertainment.

BLURB: Paint the Silence

It’s a dark windy night as the rain pelts down hard on a Louisiana highway. Headlights appear out of a racing car. Lightning flashes across the sky revealing an ethereal shape for a split second followed by a startling thunder. Inside the car is psychic detective Ruston Bock who grasps the steering wheel tight and leans into the window. The rain cascades against the windshield like a giant shower curtain preventing him from seeing out of it. He squints trying to make out the road ahead. What lies in front of him on his journey is the deranged and eccentric Granger family. He’ll discover they hold a wealth of disturbing secrets that can help him bring a New Orleans killer to justice. Drama, action, horror, mystery, and thrills abound in this easy fun quick read.

“Easy,” “quick” and “fun” were three adjectives I was NOT thinking by the end of this paragraph.

BLURB: Champagne Deception

Aspiring artist Coretta Nicholas has been trying unsuccessfully for ten years to get her paintings displayed in Manhattan. Fed up with the cut-throat competition and an uninspiring retail job, she decides to open up her own art gallery…in Italy. Leaving behind her longtime boyfriend and apartment in Greenwich Village, she builds a new life for herself in fashionable Milan. Reconnecting with an old college friend, renowned sculptor Lorenzo Fiatti, Coretta basks in romance in sun-kissed northern Italy. As her career and love life are flourishing, she hosts a champagne reception at her new gallery. When a blackout strikes, several of her paintings are stolen, while the burgeoning artist is kidnapped and held for ransom. In CHAMPAGNE DECEPTION, a sip of the bubbly leads to a nightmare of terrifying proportions…

As far as I can tell, all but the last two sentences are unnecessary backstory.

BLURB: The Gold Egg

“The Gold Egg” is a story for children of all ages, from kindergarten to college graduates and beyond. It is a story of courage, perseverance and discovery. The story begins as Devan and his friends are playing games near their favorite tree. An old man passing by tells the children that a gold egg lies in a nest at the top of the tree. The kids tease the man and go back to playing their games but Devan determines to find out if the story is true. Though the climb is difficult and at times painful, he eventually reaches the top. What he finds is not at all what he expected. Devan learns a very special lesson, known only to those who are willing to climb.

I have serious problems with that target audience.

BLURB: Model III: The Longitudinal Star Gate 14 Model: An In-Depth Perspective of Sequential Conglomerates Informatics. Edition 1 – Advance Chess: A Pre-Dawn to the Age of Superlative Bionic Robotic Intelligence Capabilities. (Paperback) – Common

Advance Chess: The Longitudinal Star Gate 14 (S. G. 14) Model. Edition 1. “Are we on the same page? Are we there yet?” Reminiscing through the quiet contemplations in the corners of my mind, like the gentle meandering streams of viscous channel flow, with its ever so fluid twists, turns and churns, along the seemingly endless river banks, where the streams erode the land, I cannot help but find my…

I have no idea what I just read.

BLURB: The Madness of Robin Randle: A Robin Randle Story (The Robin Randle Stories Book 1)

Robin Randle grew up in a violent home. One night she watched her father shoot her mother to death. Then he beat her senseless. At the hospital she was pronounced brain dead but kept alive by machines. For seven months she slept and dreamed. Dreamed of traveling in a land called The Region. To escape The Region, she found the Palace of Starlight then took her star and woke up from her coma. Her memories of The Region dissolved into bits and pieces of dream-time and nightmares. Now a high school dropout and friendless she worked as a waitress at Mel’s All Night Diner. This listless existence chipped away at her humanity as well as her sanity. Then on her midnight walk home from Mel’s something real emerged from her nightmares and started following her. It was wrapped in darkness and sounded like a thousand dead leaves blowing down empty and forgotten streets. It was death. She ran, her mind confused. Monsters weren’t real. Then a mysterious man showed up at her door telling her she was in danger. He demanded she come with him.Robin was living the impossible. Her mind splintered into different realities, her memories shattered into broken moments she realized her coma hadn’t been a dream. She’d traveled in a land forsaken of hope and populated by monsters and the creature bent on stopping her named the Prince of the Power of the Air. Everything seemed bent on her destruction. She felt helpless yet people called her, The Storm Bringer. Robin fought to unearth the truth of her existence as she slipped between worlds, fighting for sanity. She raced across America and between realities on a journey to unlock her memories before insanity sat in. What was her true purpose? Lost between darkness and wonder she searched for a valley of dying stars, a place of the unknowing. A place that should not be. All while she lived under the stars of madness.What she didn’t know was all the souls of the dead were depending on her not to fail.

315 pages like that? Sold!

BLURB: From Shackles

When bitterness strikes, intimacy is broken to pieces. When pride surpass love, sorrow dominates. An unwelcomed stranger became a third person, hoping to contribute to a marriage. A voluntary protagonist set herself for a mission to search out a riddle because the familiar being brought ultimate chaos in their midst.

That’s the whole thing. What the heck is a “voluntary protagonist”?