Category - Blurbs

BLURB: The Good For Nothing Boy

There was once a boy who was said to be good for nothing.
No matter how hard he tried, it seemed as though he was certainly good for nothing at all. To add to this sad plight, the bullies teased him even more for two things: first, that he had no name; and second, that he had no father. Not that he still had a mother, for she has vanished a long time ago. But at least, it can be said, that he had some memories of her.

One day, this little boy takes off in an adventure of a lifetime that would help him discover the truth about himself and the world around him.
Together with his firefly friend, they would travel into magical places, meet extraordinary creatures and learn priceless lessons along the way. Will he be able to discover his name? Will he finally realize his true worth?

I can only assume that the target audience is adults who are still working through schoolyard trauma.

BLURB: The Revenge of John W: Desert Intrigue, Daring Prison Escape: Thrilling Action (Unlimited exclusive, Joe Corso Book 1)

A dirt poor mother and her son who’s only possession – their property – is desired by an evil man

Grammatical mistakes in the first line of your blurb? Shut up and take my money!

BLURB: Ordinary Parents Raising Extraordinary Children: A Parental Guide to Unlocking Your Child’s Inner Strength to Full Self-Expression (Book 1 of 2)

We are on a quest in life and if we must achieve success then, we have to first, know who we are and what we want in life. The journey to ultimate success in life is never an easy one. There are often difficulties and challenges, which are sometimes, insurmountable. Life does not require the most intelligent brains or the smartest minds to succeed but requires the determination to keep going in spite of the aches and the courage to overcome fears, doubts, and those challenges as well. It requires positive thinking. And once you discover who you are, our gifts and talents, and what you want in life, you will almost certainly achieve success.

Commas. Learn how to use them.

BLURB: A Sight to Behold

“A Sight to Behold” is a continuation of the first poetry book “From the Beginning Until Now”. It contains a style of poetry that includes everlasting life, dealing with relationships, and much, much more. The main theme of this genre of poetry is that if you put God above all situations, you will always succeed. This poetry is based from some of the writer’s childhood experiences and a variety of experiences that has happened as an adult. These poems paint a picture of real life situations of happiness, hurt, and sadness. Read this book to find out how God can still bless you if you truly believe in him.

Shut up and take my money.

BLURB: “Quantum psychology” “Mix Love”: “Honeymoon, which never ends” (Quantum psychology-Mix Love Book 2)

For your enjoyment, the formatting has been maintained intact:

This book is about:

– Love

– Relationship

– Wedding

– Honeymoon

– Family Life

– Children


This book is for everyone a gift for all holidays!

BLURB: A Cross of Crocuses

A story about ageing parents and the responses they receive from their children as life gets tougher and they ask for help. There are many surprises, and shocks too, as events steer them on an unpredictable course. They learn that their children are not the individuals they had imagined them to be; their perception of each changes and they suffer bitter disappointment. Is there any escape for either of them, and if there is, will their health allow it?

I guess SOMEBODY didn’t get a Christmas card…

BLURB: Tetrastatum: A Novel

What if the laws of physics as we understand them are incomplete, only half of the equations that explain reality? Mankind has been blinded by the light, searching for answers in the photonic (material) universe while the truths are concealed beyond the shutter speed of our biological cameras. One day, an image processor evolves. Schrödinger’s equation is finally interpreted correctly by Dr. Richard revealing that the dualistic imaginary solution prior thereto discarded by physicists is actually the key to mankind’s quest to answer the unanswerable. What happens to me after I die? What is the ultimate source and origin of creation? What is reality? Dr. Richard’s equations bring forth the darkness of the imaginary (non-matter) universes unraveling the mysteries of space-time giving mankind full comprehension of the miraculous nature of the essence of reality, the fourth state, Tetrastatum. Only, Dr. Richard is too late! The world we once knew has been destroyed by man’s greed and exists only in a thotonic, non-matter state. The only hope to restore the planet Earth is Dr. Tim Smith. In the material world that once existed, Tim Smith was the head of the Quantum Teleportation Program at DARPA and a “Time Smith” in the non-matter thotonic universes whose shadows persist. Unfortunately, mankind’s last hope, Dr. Smith is quite clearly, insane.

This is listed under Books › Science & Math › Physics, by the way.

BLURB: Deathload: The Highway of Destruction

When his Marine son is killed in Desert Storm by friendly fire, Ex CIA operative and truck magnet Vincent Fazio builds two massive trucks, fills them with state-of-the art firepower, and sends them on a killing spree across the country blowing up Air Force Bases in retaliation for his son’s death. Manny Breen, Phoenix cop whose sister is killed early on by the two behemoths, joins forces with Phoenix P.D. Chopper Pilot Sharon Kramer to track and destroy the two massive killers. Will he stop them before they reach the White House and the President? Ride with us on this thrilling trip to a mind-blowing climax!

“Truck magnet.”