The Holy Book of Mike Kettle is God’s word in the second coming and rapture of his church, which is compiled of sections of God’s law, instruction, psalms, prophetic books, gospels, scripture, and revelation of all that he has done, fulfilled, commanded, and given to his people in his second coming through Mike Kettle.
Actually, it’s probably perfect for this book.
Well, hell, that’s the pot calling the kettle God.
[rimshot]
Thank yew, thank yew verra much. I’ll be appearin’ here all week.