The Sinister Seductions of the Serpent Queen
Now I’ll really horrify you: What if the author wanted it to look that way??? (h/t Ian)
The Sinister Seductions of the Serpent Queen
Now I’ll really horrify you: What if the author wanted it to look that way??? (h/t Ian)
aren’t you supposed to wear the codpiece a little lower?
Is that a…cactus? On her chest?
or a baguette dyed red? you know, because even the serpent queen gets hungry for some nice crusty bread??
(i have to believe this to preserve my sanity)
I have seen strawberry bagels. Why not a strawberry baguette?
I’m sure that there’s a song with that title in the thousands of unreleased tracks Prince left at his death.
Huh. Hydraulic Extend-O-Boobs.
I must admit, my first thought on seeing them was “sweet potato boobs!”
Whatever it is, it’s definitely not her breasts, as being apparently a reptile, she’s not supposed to have any. Maybe that’s just her tobacco bag or something.
To sum up: Why, Falstaff…?
Be fair, she’s trying to be seductive, presumably to lure prey. It’s not her fault she doesn’t understand how to correctly wear fake boobs – as you say, she’s a reptile.
The key word being “trying”.
Either that, or, she’s a really old reptile, and doesn’t understand that young boobs–seductive boobs–don’t look like half-defalted balloons. That, or, as you say, she’s a reptile, and don’t know from no boobs–so she didn’t know that her plastic surgeon gave her Gently Pre-Used reject boobs removed from would-be porn queen exotic dancers.
crap. Half-deflated balloons. Nathan, can you fix that? TY.
Nathan relented previously and gave us the comments preview option but if we fail to use it, he leaves are typos for awl to sea.
@ Hitch
C,mon. Don’t blame poor Snake Woman. She can’t help being drawn that way. I bet she’d cry if reptiles had tear ducts. Blame the cover artist and the author for such a travesty. 🙁
My first thought was is that a blood sucking leach potato, or did your heart just melt out of your chest.