Portal Jumpers May 12, 2014NathanCovers14 Comments Portal Jumpers It looks like portals aren’t all they’re jumping, if you know what I mean. Should this cover be in the Lousies? aspect ratio bringing sexy back filteriffic layers upon layers om-nom-nom de plume seizure risk Previous postNathan Coppedge’s Perpetual Motion Machine Designs & Theory Next postThe Belly Dancer and the Border Agent
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No “bringing sexy back” tag? Also, another font that (combined with the background) recalls 50s/early-60s stuff — maybe a lounge music album.
An oversight. I shall correct it.
Looks cold. Perhaps they should wear woolly jumpers.
Where is her hand???
Do we really want to know?
It’s right there on his crotch. Don’t you see it?
That’s what I’m saying! Porno cover: Must be 18 to view! O_o
Exactly where you think it is. 😉 Yeah, a soft porn cover (think of those NC-17 films with the Kiss guy’s partner/wife).
Reminds me of a transition scene from a 1960s horror movie–lots of psycho colors and things spinning and people copulating. Only in those crappy movies it was a lot better.
There’s only one portal he’s thinking about right now.
lol
Turn your head and cough, please.
Interesting he has no arms and nearly no neck at all, she on the other hand is starting to develop giraffe neck.
Why is Puff the Magic Dragon in the background?