There are two people, so, OK, there should be four hands. But three of them seem to belong to her, while he seems to be wearing some kind of Roman sandal on his flipper.
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7 years ago
But wait, there’s more! For those who appreciate atrocious writing and mangled metaphors, this book (by a summa cum laude English lit major, no less!) offers an endless parade of sentences that don’t quite work:
“But when the tide turns, bringing an unescapable wave of danger with it, Henry and Elaine must face the callous brutality of the uninvited.”
“[…] his face bearing the resemblance of a striking wild fox.”
Bit late, but… the only person I’ve met IRL with something like that, didn’t have much going on in terms of internal connective tissue in the hand he used it on.
There are two people, so, OK, there should be four hands. But three of them seem to belong to her, while he seems to be wearing some kind of Roman sandal on his flipper.
But wait, there’s more! For those who appreciate atrocious writing and mangled metaphors, this book (by a summa cum laude English lit major, no less!) offers an endless parade of sentences that don’t quite work:
“But when the tide turns, bringing an unescapable wave of danger with it, Henry and Elaine must face the callous brutality of the uninvited.”
“[…] his face bearing the resemblance of a striking wild fox.”
Le sigh. Hand Sandals (or “Handals”) are the new crocs.
john e.: first, long time no see! Welcome!
Secondly, tell me you’re kidding.You’re kidding, right? What the frack are they FOR?
Bit late, but… the only person I’ve met IRL with something like that, didn’t have much going on in terms of internal connective tissue in the hand he used it on.