Looks like he farted a sunrise. He must be an expert practitioner of yoga to be able to do that anatomically impossible with his leg position. I like the squiggly turtle pattern on his cloak though.
And he doesn’t need a Bic lighter to make ’em glow!
Jen
10 years ago
At first glance I thought he was wearing some pretty amazing bell bottoms with writhing snakes in his lap. Love the farting a sunrise comment. That made me seriously laugh out loud.
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Looks like he farted a sunrise. He must be an expert practitioner of yoga to be able to do that anatomically impossible with his leg position. I like the squiggly turtle pattern on his cloak though.
Gaah grammar… I mean ‘He must be an expert practitioner of yoga to be able to do that anatomically impossible leg position.’
Farted a sunrise is EXACTLY what I thought!!!
“I’m so enlightened that my farts smell like the sun.”
And he doesn’t need a Bic lighter to make ’em glow!
At first glance I thought he was wearing some pretty amazing bell bottoms with writhing snakes in his lap. Love the farting a sunrise comment. That made me seriously laugh out loud.
The cloak does look like legs. I thought he was squatting. Hence the fart.
Ditto. Squatting. Only I said he pooped out the sun! ;-p
Old school C-n-P is better than new school, but it still makes for LBC.
We have Lift Off!
He’s gonna burn his bum if he sits there for too long…
Looks like a tarot card gone wrong.
Yo, dude! Don’t let the sun burn your a** on the way uup and outta here.