And if you think the author’s labeling of himself as “storyteller” is unbearably twee, just wait until you read the book’s Amazon description.
| Should this cover be in the Lousies? |
And if you think the author’s labeling of himself as “storyteller” is unbearably twee, just wait until you read the book’s Amazon description.
| Should this cover be in the Lousies? |
This site has rotted my brain cell.
I keep reading the title as “HAUNTED By the BILLIONAIRE Road Not Taken.”
Of course, Chuck Tingle’s covers are INTENTIONALLY awful…!
So I have to swim through an “Explanation,” a “Disclaimer,” a “Dedication,” the table of contents, acknowledgements, a preface, and a prologue before I get to the content of the book?
Almost forgot the black and white photo of either the author or character. Who knows?
Ain’t NOBODY got time fo’ dat.
Allen, sweetie… you might want to hire a professional to do your PR for you. Or fire the one you’ve got.
This one is hilarious!
Perspective off much? Looks like a footpath that grows rapidly and splits into the bright road taken and the dark road not.
I like the way some of the text has been laid onto the image and THEN stretched/rotated, taking some of the trees with it. Classy.