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L-Plate Pen
L-Plate Pen
10 years ago

Because female space crew look SOOOO much more badass when they get their boobs out… *sigh, rolleyes*

Also… nice sporran, Mr Alien-dude!

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
10 years ago
Reply to  L-Plate Pen

Tactics. She distracts the enemy so the others can out-flank the enemy unobserved.

Ericb
Ericb
10 years ago
Reply to  Naaman Brown

The green guy and the blond woman seem pretty distracted by her assets as well.

misterfweem
misterfweem
10 years ago
Reply to  L-Plate Pen

Everybody but Captain Ivegotagun is giving her the sideye. Even the tiger.

Take Cover
Take Cover
10 years ago

Which one’s Colonel Laundry?

AJ
AJ
10 years ago
Reply to  Take Cover

The brown-haired guy, if the book description is to be believed. He looks like a total wuss, though; so much for the he-man manly man revival of the “golden age” of space opera that this book claims to be.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
10 years ago
Reply to  AJ

But he does a great job with the laundry, those white uniforms are barracks inspection clean.

Kathrite
Kathrite
10 years ago

At least the tiger has the decency to look embarrassed about this whole thing.

Hitch
10 years ago
Reply to  Kathrite

“Man, six months ago I was the spokestiger for that movie company’s logo in films, and now my lousy f*&^%$# agent is getting me s*** jobs like this one.”

katz
10 years ago

Thank God the alien has a loincloth.

AJ
AJ
10 years ago

Ooh boy, this book’s reviews are packed full of five-stars from the author’s friends and family. The author’s commented on the one-stars calling them “unprofessional” and “abusive”. We’re in for some drama if he finds this post.

Gary
Gary
10 years ago

I swear that the woman on the left side of the cover is traced from something that I’ve seen, but I can’t place it. Comic book or maybe one of those “create your own super hero” programs. She’s the only one who looks drawn kind of right.

misterfweem
misterfweem
10 years ago

Nathan, I think you need a new tag: “Suddenly bosoms.”

(Said in that peevish way that only Terry-Thomas can achieve, of course.)

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
10 years ago

Is this some cheap, demented takeoff on Guardians of the Galaxy?

Annie Moose
Annie Moose
10 years ago

Because when I explore an unknown, probably hostile alien planet, the first thing I wanna do is flounce around with bare skin.

Ailie
9 years ago

If in doubt… tits out!