Realms Uncharted Presents: Project Ares (Volume 1)
This is why Mars can’t have nice things.
| Should this cover be in the Lousies? |
Realms Uncharted Presents: Project Ares (Volume 1)
This is why Mars can’t have nice things.
| Should this cover be in the Lousies? |
Other worlds, other dimensions, other times, and yet the most boring cover picture of all three.
Anyone else getting that whole, lame-ass Crossworlds movie vibe, featuring Rutger Hauer, decidedly not at the top of his game?
Thou shalt not speak a bad word against my beloved CROSSWORLDS!
MWAHAHAHAH. Y’know, I can watch almost anything with good ol’ Rutger in it, but…I can’t handle that other guy. Josh something? Just…whenever I see him, I wonder who he did, to get those gigs.
I recently saw Rutger Hauer in something else, quite recent, and he was looking pretty ragged. I then clicked over to Blade Runner…and it’s almost heartbreaking. He was so beautiful there. {sigh}
The other guy (the protagonist) was one of the Dead Poet’s Society kids. Striking while the iron is hot, you know. (And a small role for a pre-stardom Jack Black, back when his roles were commensurate with his talent!)
poor Jack Black. Unappreciated genius is always hard.
(Get me the mouthwash…I think I just threw up in my mouth a little…)
If you’re not a scientist Mars would be an interesting place to be for about … 20 minutes.
And this cover absolutely nails that prosaic reality. Good job!