When the cover is this ham-fisted, I don’t want to sample the actual text. Thanks for the clear warning, Mr. Zack A Tack.
James F. Brown
7 years ago
Cool! Let’s rip off the word “Jedi” with a look-alike noun, then put a guy on the cover with a Jedi look-alike hoodie. We’ll rake in mucho moola for sure!
Josiepug
7 years ago
I thought the orange planet thing was a pumpkin at first. Sci first pumpkins I might actually read. But this just looks like a hot mess.
Did we ever get the First Annual LousyBookCovers.com awards set up? Can I nominate this one? While, yes, we’ve seen far, far worse artistically, the rip-off series name (Jeddon) and the byline is just too painful. I hereby nominate this one for the FALBC Awards. (We need a better acronym. Suggestions, fellow Louses?)
Samus
7 years ago
My absolute favorite part is that the pen name is a Saved by the Bell reference. Nothing says sci-fi like Saved by the Bell.
When the cover is this ham-fisted, I don’t want to sample the actual text. Thanks for the clear warning, Mr. Zack A Tack.
Cool! Let’s rip off the word “Jedi” with a look-alike noun, then put a guy on the cover with a Jedi look-alike hoodie. We’ll rake in mucho moola for sure!
I thought the orange planet thing was a pumpkin at first. Sci first pumpkins I might actually read. But this just looks like a hot mess.
Did we ever get the First Annual LousyBookCovers.com awards set up? Can I nominate this one? While, yes, we’ve seen far, far worse artistically, the rip-off series name (Jeddon) and the byline is just too painful. I hereby nominate this one for the FALBC Awards. (We need a better acronym. Suggestions, fellow Louses?)
My absolute favorite part is that the pen name is a Saved by the Bell reference. Nothing says sci-fi like Saved by the Bell.