“And where do you think you’re going, Clark?”
“Well, you know where I’m going, Lois, I heard an alarm down in–”
“Oh, no you don’t, mister. I’m not falling for that line again. I know better now, having read this book.” [Lois picks up the book, and waves it in Clark’s face]
“But, but, Lois–”
“Don’t you ‘But Lois’ me, pal. The only alarm you hear going is the one on Lana Lang’s hoochie!”
[fade to black as sounds of a house being torn apart crescendo…]
[fade back from station identification; they argue in the rubble]
“But Lois, that’s a Tanya Allan book about Kevin escaping his dull life by daydreaming she’s supergirl Kezzy. And that book cover is lousy.”
“So, Clark, you want me to believe you are secretly … Wonder Woman? And that makes letting you dash off to rescue Lana OK? Your cover story is lousier!”
OMG, the ultimate spoiler! I can hear it now:
“And where do you think you’re going, Clark?”
“Well, you know where I’m going, Lois, I heard an alarm down in–”
“Oh, no you don’t, mister. I’m not falling for that line again. I know better now, having read this book.” [Lois picks up the book, and waves it in Clark’s face]
“But, but, Lois–”
“Don’t you ‘But Lois’ me, pal. The only alarm you hear going is the one on Lana Lang’s hoochie!”
[fade to black as sounds of a house being torn apart crescendo…]
[fade back from station identification; they argue in the rubble]
“But Lois, that’s a Tanya Allan book about Kevin escaping his dull life by daydreaming she’s supergirl Kezzy. And that book cover is lousy.”
“So, Clark, you want me to believe you are secretly … Wonder Woman? And that makes letting you dash off to rescue Lana OK? Your cover story is lousier!”
“Girlfriend, please! My gaydar… is flawless.”