The church mice of my childhood tales were all pocket size and cute; that mouse relative to the flowers is in the size class of a Food of the Gods or Night of the Lepus sci-fi/horror rodent.
Possible story line: Deaconess Debra thought she was so hilarious ever since she sewed her own mouse suit, but the congregation called an end to her shenanigans when she dug a hole in the church’s flower bed so that she could pop out and scare all the children on their way to Sunday School.
Ericb
10 years ago
Christian Furry Erotica? In a world where a genre like Christian Death Metal actually exists many unexpected things are possible.
I have heard that practitioners of “Christian Death Metal” prefer the term “Life Metal.”
Really.
No, really.
Also, this cover doesn’t remind me so much of a bear pretending to be a mouse, as much as it makes me think of Sylvester the Cat mistaking a kangaroo for a mouse and getting his ass kicked in the boxing ring by said “mouse.”
More like the church gopher.
. . . the human lips D:
Yeah. That mouse is freaky.
The church mice of my childhood tales were all pocket size and cute; that mouse relative to the flowers is in the size class of a Food of the Gods or Night of the Lepus sci-fi/horror rodent.
I forget the R.O.U.S. (Princess Bride).
Possible story line: Deaconess Debra thought she was so hilarious ever since she sewed her own mouse suit, but the congregation called an end to her shenanigans when she dug a hole in the church’s flower bed so that she could pop out and scare all the children on their way to Sunday School.
Christian Furry Erotica? In a world where a genre like Christian Death Metal actually exists many unexpected things are possible.
I have heard that practitioners of “Christian Death Metal” prefer the term “Life Metal.”
Really.
No, really.
Also, this cover doesn’t remind me so much of a bear pretending to be a mouse, as much as it makes me think of Sylvester the Cat mistaking a kangaroo for a mouse and getting his ass kicked in the boxing ring by said “mouse.”
A small bear with lipstick.
A bear that self-identifies as a church house mouse.