A Husband by Midnight December 30, 2014NathanCovers15 Comments A Husband by Midnight Once you see it… art for a refrigerator bad font choice layout woes MS Paint reborn! WTF Previous postA Different Style Next postExistential Threat
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It took me two seconds trying to figure out what you meant and then … Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Tall baby or man in a bright blue banana hammock – which is more disturbing?
What’s the white thing?
Oh, it’s a wedding dress.
It is?!! Heck, I thought it was a large hopeful shaggy-haired dog waiting in line with all the other candidates.
The book’s description says:
“Betty gets fed up, buys a wedding dress and roams the streets of New York determined to find her soulmate.”
I thought it was god throwing up on this cover.
Why is the wedding dress smiling at that blue thing? Maybe it’s laughing.
I noticed the smiling dress too. Is it sentient?
Let’s hope it’s not sentient, for the sake of the poor dress.
Once you see it…
I kept looking for the rabbits, but couldn’t find them… 🙁
That is a wedding dress? I thought it was a pile of whipped cream with chocolate shavings.
Headless and torsoless lower bodies. That’s a change from the usual headless torso trend.
The metro-sexual, the guy in the cheap brown suit, and the guy in the cyan diaper all do a conga line and sing along with Samwell:
What what in the butt!
What what in the butt!
And the award for the Creepiest Four-Way goes to…