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EricL
EricL
8 years ago

Now were cooking with gas! Roasting a ball of yarn, apparently.

If you want the details, go to NIBURU 2016! Only the cool kids go to NIBURU 2016. Also, at NIBURU 2016 you can cosplay as a Dreamy Life or as Space Time!

Buy your tickets now, or be a loser forever!

Lydia
Lydia
8 years ago

It wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for the horrid texture all over the author’s name. It looks like it was cut out of oriented strandboard.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
8 years ago
Reply to  Lydia

Look real close and you can find the author’s middle name, LEE, superimposed in blue on the last three letters of ROBERT.

Book covers that require you to play Where’s Waldo? (or Lee) …

john e. . .
8 years ago
Reply to  Naaman Brown

I thought you were joking about that middle name. Alas, you were not. Covers should not make you work. Covers should not make you throw up. Covers like these should probably try less hard.

And what is the point of a frame that is translucent?

Catie
Catie
8 years ago
Reply to  Naaman Brown

It’s actually kinda neat. It’s done horribly, but it’s a cool idea. In the hands of a pro it would look great.

WarGoat
8 years ago

True Story: Outside of a DMV, I was told to be certain to back up my databases because Niburo was going to pass by the Earth and wipe them all out.

And then the Lyndon Larouche people started seeming almost normal.

Prudence
8 years ago

I’m cursing whoever thought it was a good idea to crinkly-foil a font.

misterfweem
misterfweem
8 years ago
Reply to  Prudence

Given the subject matter, however, it’s fitting.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
8 years ago

Niburu is an alternate spelling for Nibiru. Actually the earth ending Nibiru cataclysm was predicted for May 2003 by the true prophetess Nancy Lieder (a contactee with an implant in her brain that received messages from e.t.s plus she had a website so if it was on the internet, it had to true, bon jour). Forget this poser. 2016? May 2003. We’re already dead. Betcha didn’t think the afterlife would be like this, did you? (Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump, are we in hell?)

L-Plate Pen
L-Plate Pen
8 years ago
Reply to  Naaman Brown

Wasn’t Nibiru also supposed to be showing up for the 2012 Mayan Annihilation as well?

Stood up twice already… I think we should face it, Nibiru’s just not that into us.