Seriously though, what am I even looking at here? A dead bird on a phone? Flames? A hand? And what are those yellow twig things? Goshdarnit, I think their ‘Smart Phone’ is making me think too much!
Naaman Brown
10 years ago
Smartphones have more computing power than the 1960s Air Defense Command’s ANFSQ7 or Burroughs BUIC (Backup Intercept Computer) that tracked IFOs (objects with filed flight plans) and UFOs (objects unidentified).
And what is all that new, improved computing power used for? Feeding selfies to NSA. Oh Tempura! Oh Morays!
Ye Gods Almighty–it’s a whole new genre. Smashphone! eBooks made using the Grinder, specifically for the “I can do everything on my smartphone” generation. Get your Smashphone editions now!! Everything resized but the story!
Ironic, since it looks like it was drawn on a Smartphone.
Also, do we count Smashwords titles as typos? Cause the cover says Smartphone, but Smashwords says Smart Phone.
It’s obviously an eye-phone.
Ha!
Seriously though, what am I even looking at here? A dead bird on a phone? Flames? A hand? And what are those yellow twig things? Goshdarnit, I think their ‘Smart Phone’ is making me think too much!
Smartphones have more computing power than the 1960s Air Defense Command’s ANFSQ7 or Burroughs BUIC (Backup Intercept Computer) that tracked IFOs (objects with filed flight plans) and UFOs (objects unidentified).
And what is all that new, improved computing power used for? Feeding selfies to NSA. Oh Tempura! Oh Morays!
Mmmm… moray tempura!
Julio. Sweetheart. What’s keeping you from thinking is not your phone.
Also, does not let you design layouts? If the crayon mess was replaced by the best artwork in the world, it would still be a crap cover.
Somebody help me! I set my smartphone’s default font to Algerian and I can’t figure out how to change it back!
Ye Gods Almighty–it’s a whole new genre. Smashphone! eBooks made using the Grinder, specifically for the “I can do everything on my smartphone” generation. Get your Smashphone editions now!! Everything resized but the story!
Can you read me now?
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Been there – Nathan (I’m guessing here) thought it became too much.