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Grackle
Grackle
10 years ago

Nothing on this cover is even decent enough to qualify as ‘lousy’.

Catie
Catie
10 years ago

Why does that scuba suit come with huge tits attached to it? And that’s not even the weirdest question I could ask…

Take Cover
Take Cover
10 years ago

So…. are they —

(a) blowing air up their own butts?
(b) inhaling their own farts?
(c) both?

DED
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DED
10 years ago

Wow! Grackle has a point. This cover is far beyond lousy; it’s horrible.

Naaman Brown
Naaman Brown
10 years ago

Don’t blame the 286 processor. I have seen better art that this done with 286. Pop art/comic book Roy Lichtenstein stuff could be done within the limits of a 286 driving VGA or SVGA.

James F. Brown
James F. Brown
10 years ago

Nicely rendered boobs on the black figure in the middle.

Or is that supposed to be a SCUBA buoyancy vest?

Catie
Catie
10 years ago
Reply to  James F. Brown

If they are boobs, they have nipples on them. Maybe it’s a batsuit?

L-Plate Pen
L-Plate Pen
10 years ago

Nice to know they’re making wetsuits for G cups now…

john e. . .
10 years ago

I can’t even begin to figure out what that big black shape is on the far right.

Does anyone else wonder that the respirator mask looks a lot like a Thumbs Up?

Spikes of Fury
Spikes of Fury
10 years ago

Why are those scuba divers forcing that poor kid to do their homework? Why doesn’t he pick up that grey phone and call for help?

Oh, wait, that’s a swimming pool…

…Why are those scuba divers forcing that poor kid to do their homework in a swimming pool?

Catie
Catie
10 years ago

Oh, it has a new cover on Smashwords! A bit more polished and a lot more WTFy.