Staying Alive

So close.

Of all the fonts in all the gin-joints . . .

Now I’m gonna have that Bee Gees song stuck in my head. Thanks.
Anyhow, there’s minimalism, then there’s this. I’m aure the off-center title and lack of byline is some artistic thing, but it makes me want to grab the words and center them, and enlarge the font and, and… you know what? Just change the whole darn thing.

The solid color really shows off every detail of the JPG artifacts.

There’s minimalism, and then there’s Idon’tgiveashitilism.

Positive negatives:
No Papyrus, Comic Sans, Bleeding Cowboy.
No photo bombing wolfie.
No oval moon.
No cut’n’paste elements with conflicting light sources.
No cartoon/pseudo people pasted on photographic backgrounds.
No real people pasted on cartoon/CGI backgrounds.
No geologically impossible cut’n’paste landscape features.