Yikes, and no by-line. Taking minimalism to a new extreme.
Adrienne
8 years ago
Now I’m gonna have that Bee Gees song stuck in my head. Thanks.
Anyhow, there’s minimalism, then there’s this. I’m aure the off-center title and lack of byline is some artistic thing, but it makes me want to grab the words and center them, and enlarge the font and, and… you know what? Just change the whole darn thing.
RK
8 years ago
Looking at the cover,
You will quickly discover
It’s failing to thrive,
Failing to thrive.
Seeing how it’s failing,
On this book you’ll be bailing,
‘Cause it’s failing to thrive,
Failing to thrive.
Ah, ah, ah, ah,
Failing to thrive,
Failing to thrive.
There’s minimalism, and then there’s Idon’tgiveashitilism.
L-Plate Pen
8 years ago
Ha ha ha ha… Staying Alive! Staying Alive!
PosRe: Nice red.
Naaman Brown
8 years ago
Positive negatives:
No Papyrus, Comic Sans, Bleeding Cowboy.
No photo bombing wolfie.
No oval moon.
No cut’n’paste elements with conflicting light sources.
No cartoon/pseudo people pasted on photographic backgrounds.
No real people pasted on cartoon/CGI backgrounds.
No geologically impossible cut’n’paste landscape features.
![cover[1]](https://lousybookcovers.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/cover1-30.jpg)
So close.
Of all the fonts in all the gin-joints . . .
Yikes, and no by-line. Taking minimalism to a new extreme.
Now I’m gonna have that Bee Gees song stuck in my head. Thanks.
Anyhow, there’s minimalism, then there’s this. I’m aure the off-center title and lack of byline is some artistic thing, but it makes me want to grab the words and center them, and enlarge the font and, and… you know what? Just change the whole darn thing.
Looking at the cover,
You will quickly discover
It’s failing to thrive,
Failing to thrive.
Seeing how it’s failing,
On this book you’ll be bailing,
‘Cause it’s failing to thrive,
Failing to thrive.
Ah, ah, ah, ah,
Failing to thrive,
Failing to thrive.
Ah, ah, ah, ah,
Failing to thrive…
Oh, it sucks!
The solid color really shows off every detail of the JPG artifacts.
Dude, part of your cover fell off.
…oh.
There’s minimalism, and then there’s Idon’tgiveashitilism.
Ha ha ha ha… Staying Alive! Staying Alive!
PosRe: Nice red.
Positive negatives:
No Papyrus, Comic Sans, Bleeding Cowboy.
No photo bombing wolfie.
No oval moon.
No cut’n’paste elements with conflicting light sources.
No cartoon/pseudo people pasted on photographic backgrounds.
No real people pasted on cartoon/CGI backgrounds.
No geologically impossible cut’n’paste landscape features.