What does the phone ringing and the dog barking have to do with the earth opening up to swallow this dude into the bowels of Hades?
Unless… it was God calling on the phone to warn, “Dude, don’t be outside cleaning your gutters right now.”
red
10 years ago
I hope he at least switches the dog to “vibrate” mode when his neighbors are trying to sleep.
(Please do not ask about Mrs. Slocombe.)
Robbie
10 years ago
Pro tip: Thought/speech balloons don’t belong on a book cover. Unless your book is a cartooning manual about how to draw thought/speech balloons. And maybe not even then.
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What does the phone ringing and the dog barking have to do with the earth opening up to swallow this dude into the bowels of Hades?
Unless… it was God calling on the phone to warn, “Dude, don’t be outside cleaning your gutters right now.”
I hope he at least switches the dog to “vibrate” mode when his neighbors are trying to sleep.
(Please do not ask about Mrs. Slocombe.)
Pro tip: Thought/speech balloons don’t belong on a book cover. Unless your book is a cartooning manual about how to draw thought/speech balloons. And maybe not even then.
“The Dog Barks When The Phone Rings”…
Can’t honestly say that title fills me with much faith about said engineer’s capacity to solve my problems…