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Take Cover
Take Cover
10 years ago

“When I use a word,” Humpty Dumpty JL Reid said, in rather a scornful tone, “it means just what I choose it to mean — neither more nor less.”

RK
RK
10 years ago

So the basket is a cookbook, and the lamp is a fantasy. Got it.

Kaylin
10 years ago
Reply to  RK

Makes sense to me – I’ve had dreams about lamps like that. *drools*

Bruce
Bruce
10 years ago

Oh, so this book is about fantasy cooking for your fantasy hero? Explains the lack of food and hero on the cover.

red
red
10 years ago

Santa Claus was here.

L-Plate Pen
L-Plate Pen
10 years ago

“Come on darling, the taxi’s waiting – are you ready to go out yet or what?”

“Hang on a sec – just taking a quick photo for my book cover…”

Jim D.
Jim D.
10 years ago

The blurb is puzzling, at best:

“A fantasy science fiction journey, novella style—past, present, and future. Join our travelers as they sample favorite foods and share recipes with you. The road is not easy; these tales are not for the shy or weak-hearted. Everyone has a hero; now you can use these recipes to prepare old and new favorites to—Cook for Your Hero.”

Hitch
10 years ago

OK, well, not to jump up on my old feminists’ soapbox, but: is there some reason that HE isn’t cooking for HIS Heroine??>> Hunh? Hunh?

Or…perhaps the lamp and basket are some of those incredible cakes that you can see on Sunday, on CakeWrecks? Speaking of om-nom-nom…(I could NEVER bring myself to eat those incredible Sunday creations, though. I could certainly fantasize about eating them, however.)

I am almost moved to buy this, simply so I could REVIEW it. I mean, the description makes no sense to me. NONE.

Catie
Catie
10 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

I don’t know about you, but this cover makes me literally go “Fuck you.”