Horatio Hammer and the Pearl of Providence August 4, 2013 Horatio Hammer and the Pearl of Providence Oh dear sweet mother of Elvis… Spread the love Tags: art for a refrigerator ◀ Virgin Mary’s Bayside Prophecies Volume 4 The Enemy Within ▶ 6 Comments Oldest Newest Most Voted Inline Feedbacks View all comments Howard 10 years ago Hall of fame Paul Briggs 10 years ago “As Horatio prepared to attack the zombie vampire clowns with a Balrog whip he’d made out of a toilet plunger, he did not see the six-fingered gorilla sneaking up behind him…” Geneza 10 years ago Reply to Paul Briggs At this point, I can’t tell if this was supposed to be a parody or an actual line from the book… Paul Briggs 10 years ago Reply to Geneza Not only is it parody, but no sooner had I posted it than I realized I forget to mention that our hero was tripping over his own feet. Anninyn 10 years ago It’s like taking LSD and going to an exhibition of ‘Art by Monkeys’ Chloe 10 years ago I saw this cover and burst into inexplicable laughter! I’m still laughing! I don’t think that’s the reaction they were going for…
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“As Horatio prepared to attack the zombie vampire clowns with a Balrog whip he’d made out of a toilet plunger, he did not see the six-fingered gorilla sneaking up behind him…”
At this point, I can’t tell if this was supposed to be a parody or an actual line from the book…
Not only is it parody, but no sooner had I posted it than I realized I forget to mention that our hero was tripping over his own feet.
It’s like taking LSD and going to an exhibition of ‘Art by Monkeys’
I saw this cover and burst into inexplicable laughter! I’m still laughing! I don’t think that’s the reaction they were going for…