Or not enough eggnog. Not nearly enough, and needs lots more booze in it, too!
Kris
9 years ago
Scribble scribble scribble, with shadowing. Check. And check.
Floating head, with skewed aspect ratio. Check. And check.
Fat 3D wavy author name, in funky font. Check. And check.
Badly shot, and blurry, main photo. Check. And check.
Random pattern, with added effects, to frame it all. Check. And check.
I count TEN common mistakes on this one cover. Is that a record?
Tia
9 years ago
The one poor girl appears to be trying to turn away in shame for being on this cover.
Friends don’t let friends design book covers after hitting the eggnog.
Elizabeth A. Terry
9 years ago
In all honesty, it had potential, and would have been a decent cover had the author chosen a different font.
“Too much eggnog.”
Or not enough eggnog. Not nearly enough, and needs lots more booze in it, too!
Scribble scribble scribble, with shadowing. Check. And check.
Floating head, with skewed aspect ratio. Check. And check.
Fat 3D wavy author name, in funky font. Check. And check.
Badly shot, and blurry, main photo. Check. And check.
Random pattern, with added effects, to frame it all. Check. And check.
I count TEN common mistakes on this one cover. Is that a record?
The one poor girl appears to be trying to turn away in shame for being on this cover.
Friends don’t let friends design book covers after hitting the eggnog.
In all honesty, it had potential, and would have been a decent cover had the author chosen a different font.
Yes, and just the top image.
A pity really.
Nice to see the girl in the middle made an effort…