I guess I’m wondering just how big ‘full size’ has to be, because I have no idea what I’m looking at. Spaceships and eyes and Indian blankets? Nipples and circuitry and egg-shaped planets? Moonstubble and spiderchins?
This is a hopeless mishmash at any magnification. I like the splash of teal in the corner though. That really makes things pop!
And to repeat what everyone else has said: no, it’s pretty mish-mashy at ANY magnification or size.
Hey, do we have annual awards here? e.g., “Worst (or best?) of 2015,” type awards? Best/Worst Fiction? Non-Fiction? Dino Porn? Etc.? And if not, CAN WE? And can you make a category just for me, pls, pls, pls? WORST FONT Abuse?
We orta. Make it an annual event, Lousy Book Cover Convention, with tee shirts and cosplayers and all, with a Bottom Ten Countup of Lousy Book Covers of the Year.
I’m coming as the happy jackass in Willow, Wish for Me, wearing a Papyrus hat. Yo, brah!
invader
8 years ago
Is that metal bit supposed to be a turbine of sorts? Hell I cant even make out the title on this, what a blurred mess. That blob in the lower right,I think that is supposed to be the earth.
L-Plate Pen
8 years ago
Does it say ‘Homo Syi.vanus?’ It doesn’t say that, does it? And is that a spaceship in the bottom left, or a robot bird’s face?
Yup. A spaceship that appears to have just left the space station in that eye beause, you know, if one god has a mote, the next needs a space station. Gods and their petty rivalries, pathetic.
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I guess I’m wondering just how big ‘full size’ has to be, because I have no idea what I’m looking at. Spaceships and eyes and Indian blankets? Nipples and circuitry and egg-shaped planets? Moonstubble and spiderchins?
This is a hopeless mishmash at any magnification. I like the splash of teal in the corner though. That really makes things pop!
Maybe it’s what happens if you stare at old Sylvania TV sets for too long.
I thought I saw the word anus and got very, very scared.
Because I really, really didn’t know what that round thing in the middle was supposed to be.
Ditto, me neither.
And to repeat what everyone else has said: no, it’s pretty mish-mashy at ANY magnification or size.
Hey, do we have annual awards here? e.g., “Worst (or best?) of 2015,” type awards? Best/Worst Fiction? Non-Fiction? Dino Porn? Etc.? And if not, CAN WE? And can you make a category just for me, pls, pls, pls? WORST FONT Abuse?
Could we?
We orta. Make it an annual event, Lousy Book Cover Convention, with tee shirts and cosplayers and all, with a Bottom Ten Countup of Lousy Book Covers of the Year.
Cosplayers. Dear lord.
Dibs on Beardy McNakedsasquatch.
I wanna CosPlay as Bleeding Cowboy!
Great idea! Except that Ebony fears that everyone but me will be cosplayering as this cover.
I am going to cosplay as a badly background removed wolf’s head and torso howling to an aspect ratio distorted moon.
I’m coming as the happy jackass in Willow, Wish for Me, wearing a Papyrus hat. Yo, brah!
Is that metal bit supposed to be a turbine of sorts? Hell I cant even make out the title on this, what a blurred mess. That blob in the lower right,I think that is supposed to be the earth.
Does it say ‘Homo Syi.vanus?’ It doesn’t say that, does it? And is that a spaceship in the bottom left, or a robot bird’s face?
Yup. A spaceship that appears to have just left the space station in that eye beause, you know, if one god has a mote, the next needs a space station. Gods and their petty rivalries, pathetic.