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Hitch
10 years ago

“Martholomew” sounds like one of those couples’ cutesy made-up names, like “Bennifer” or “Brangelina.” As if Martha and Bartholomew are gettin’ it on.

At least the author took a clue from some of the great filmmakers, and didn’t try to show us the dreadful monster. There’s something to be said for that, presumably.

DED
DED
10 years ago

What’s he looking at that has him in such a…pose? Do I even want to know?

Hitch
10 years ago
Reply to  DED

The beast beneath…when Dulcolax fails.

Waffles
Waffles
10 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

Temba, his arms open wide.

john e. . .
john e. . .
10 years ago
Reply to  Waffles

Waffles – your STNG ref has me all aswoon!

L-Plate Pen
L-Plate Pen
10 years ago

Whatthewhatwhat Beast Beneath the Grave?

And is the author’s name really ‘Fumes?’

EricL
EricL
10 years ago

That’s a cute signature, dude. You make your “M”s into little camels and your “B” looks like a scuba-diving “3”. I bet you’ve been practicing that signature so that you’ll be ready when this book becomes an international best-seller and everyone wants your autograph.