Martholamew: Beast Beneath the Grave

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Martholamew: Beast Beneath the Grave

Is there some other species I could belong to?

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Hitch
8 years ago

“Martholomew” sounds like one of those couples’ cutesy made-up names, like “Bennifer” or “Brangelina.” As if Martha and Bartholomew are gettin’ it on.

At least the author took a clue from some of the great filmmakers, and didn’t try to show us the dreadful monster. There’s something to be said for that, presumably.

DED
DED
8 years ago

What’s he looking at that has him in such a…pose? Do I even want to know?

Hitch
8 years ago
Reply to  DED

The beast beneath…when Dulcolax fails.

Waffles
Waffles
8 years ago
Reply to  Hitch

Temba, his arms open wide.

john e. . .
8 years ago
Reply to  Waffles

Waffles – your STNG ref has me all aswoon!

L-Plate Pen
L-Plate Pen
8 years ago

Whatthewhatwhat Beast Beneath the Grave?

And is the author’s name really ‘Fumes?’

EricL
EricL
8 years ago

That’s a cute signature, dude. You make your “M”s into little camels and your “B” looks like a scuba-diving “3”. I bet you’ve been practicing that signature so that you’ll be ready when this book becomes an international best-seller and everyone wants your autograph.